• Mom, you were right about a lot of shit - 9oz Candle
  • Mom, you were right about a lot of shit - 9oz Candle

Mom, you were right about a lot of shit - 9oz Candle

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Scent: Peace, power, and a tiny bit of “I told you so.”

For when you finally admit Mom might have been right (ugh). This candle is your grown-up apology wrapped in good vibes and better smells.

Why it’s a whole mood:

  • Soy wax that won’t poison your air (you’re welcome)

  • Burns for 50–60 hours—longer than most of your hobbies

  • Reusable jar, because you’re totally gonna organize someday

 

Heads up: Don’t burn it near pets, kids, or anything flammable—including your mom’s old text receipts.

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