Happy (To Not Be Married) Mother's Day - 9oz Candle

Scent: Smells like no fake “thanks for all you do” card.

For when your life’s a mess but your home doesn’t have to smell like it. This candle brings the vibes, the sass, and just enough class to fool your guests.

Why it’s a whole mood:

• Soy wax that won’t poison your air (you’re welcome)
• Burns for 50–60 hours—longer than most of your hobbies
• Reusable jar, because you’re totally gonna organize someday

Heads up: Don’t burn it near pets, kids, or anything flammable—including your ex’s stuff.